Saturday, September 21, 2024

Phobias For The Twenty-First Century

Phobias…those irrational fears of just about anything you can think of.  Most of them have been out there for centuries (if not longer).  Some of them have been handed down through families.

But like so many other things that arrived with the twenty-first century, it has also brought us a whole new collection of things to provide irrational fears (after all, you can't have too many irrational fears).

Nomophobia is the fear of not having cell phone contact, whether it's due to a dead battery or because your network doesn't have coverage where you are.  A fate worse than death?

Vidigameaphobia is the fear of video games.  This can cover everything from simply being afraid of the games to the fear that the games could come to life.  A game coming to life?  Or better yet, the star of that game coming to life? Hmm…maybe I need to buy that Indiana Jones game after all.

Interphobia is exactly what it sounds like…fear of the world wide web.  Now that's a phobia to avoid at all costs.

Dextrophobia and its counterpart Levophobia offers us a couple of really strange phobias.  Dextrophobia is the fear of everything to the right of your body while Levophobia is the fear of everything to the left of your body.

Coulrophobia has actually been around for a long time and is still going strong.  It's the fear of clowns.  Stephen King had a clown as one of his evil entities.

Alektorophobia is an extreme fear of live chickens.  Should the scope of the fear be expanded to include people who look like Col. Sanders?

Pupaphobia is related to Coulrophobia.  They might even be first cousins.  It's the fear of puppets.  Not sure what you'd call the fear of a clown puppet.

Sesquipedalophobia, as the length of the word suggests, is the fear of very long words.  Wouldn't a shorter word be more appropriate?

Cathisophobia is one that those of us working at computers need to avoid at all costs.  It's the fear of sitting.

Genuphobia is the fear of knees.  That must be really difficult in summer when warm weather clothing means lots of knees sticking out there for anyone to see.

And here's a bonus phobia to carry us through the twenty-first century.  This has to be the ultimate fear:  Phobophobia.  Yep, it's exactly what it sounds like…a fear of fears.

My primary fear is bugs and other creepy crawler things.  Of course, my fear, unlike those others, is completely rational.  Do you have any fears (rational or irrational) you'd like to share?

4 comments:

Ilona Fridl said...

Fear of computers would be a biggie.

Meryl Brown Tobin said...

Thanks for this list, Shawna. While I wouldn't call it a phobia, I do like myself and others to have good personal hygiene. Once when my husband, then boyfriend, bought me a milkshake, the shop assistant coughed into the container before adding the ingredients. I've never had a milkshake since.

Shawna Delacorte said...

Ilona: Definitely, especially for those who didn't grow up with computers and came to the computer age as adults.

Thanks for your comment.

Shawna Delacorte said...

Meryl: Yikes! That would certainly put me off milk shakes, too.

Thanks for your comment.